Who am I? Why should you care? I’m as mischievous as my lack of hair
I’ll do you no harm and I’m not short of charm
But beware of my cynical tongue
I’m actual an optimist or something that rhymes like this
It is what it is, I might take the piss
But I’m not the only one
And maybe I do it for fun
So now who are you? Where do you live? What do you do?
You can trust me it’s true, I wouldn’t harm you
Is it rude to ask? What is your pin code?
Pass me those bullets I’m empty and needing a reload
What that’s all about I’ve no fucking idea
My mouth says the words that the computer types here
So don’t blame me for writing this drivel, no, it isn’t me you should blame
No it’s String my invisible friend, I think the fuckers insane
The top dog award
for being the sidekick for years of a
top
Dog
Legend in my own Lunchbox Award
This is an amazing achievement due mostly...no entirely to my lack of actual lunchbox
These are wrinkles not laugh lines nothing is that funny Award
This award matures with age
July 20, 2022
On this day all the governments worldwide declared peace with each other and pledged to rebuild our planet and enrich the ground rather than destroying it.
Nah just kidding they're still all cunts
August 13 , 2021
A mystery nicey plonks a squillion nuggets in the bank acount benderskum de skribbler. Proper nice job too
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